"I DRANK ALL FIVE, BI-TCH"
Hi my name is Sara but really
I am Ted Mosby.
Except for a drunken Ted Mosby because I really don't care about finding my true love or whatever and I do some pretty bizzare shit that I don't remember by the next day.
You should see my Skiaps with Layla.
God I think I may have been on drugs without actually being on drugs.
Anyway I write a book, spend most of my time either spamming or talking to my twin, and I sleep a lot I don't know.
@rogerswaters is my twin 4lief